An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.
― (via nicolezai)

(Source: lilfellow)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.
TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
I knew this feeling, the 2 a.m. loneliness that I’d practically invented.
― Dessen, Sarah. This Lullaby. (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.
this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too (via alaelia)

(Source: abbycogen)