i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin)


how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you


  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what


remember when paris hilton didn’t want to go to work so she hired an impersonator to go to work for her


Money can’t talk, yet it can make lies look true. ~ South Africa
― (via kushandwizdom)
An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.
― (via nicolezai)

(Source: lilfellow)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)